It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runes Activated: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
Secret Passages Found: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NephewTrollBegone

    NephewTrollBegone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

    Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

    With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Crops Grown: 4021
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NoConseqRuleBreaker

    NoConseqRuleBreaker
    Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • StarshipSkyHigh

    StarshipSkyHigh
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dimension Hops: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

    New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Animals Bred: 103
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview
    Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Vote for resets on Discord.
    No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any plugins on the server? No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
    Can I use cheats or hacks? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Is griefing or stealing allowed? Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    How can I vote for server resets? You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
    Is there a land claim system available? No, there is no land claim system on this server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

    $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 457 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

    MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP
    Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom

    CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Magic Items Found: 2300 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

    HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!
    yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Half Year Kids Land

    Half Year Kids Land
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

    but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

    so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 106
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Mouse Brain Motivation Fun

    Mouse Brain Motivation Fun
    so like, imagine you’re a mouse in minecraft, right? and you’re just chillin’, mining for diamonds and stuff. but then BAM, you stumble upon this magical protein that makes you super motivated for rewards! you start building the most epic castle ever, all because of this protein in your brain. but watch out, cuz it can also make you feel anxious and sad sometimes. but hey, at least you’ll have a sick castle to cheer you up! join our server and become the most motivated mouse in all of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MatangaMC

    MatangaMC

    Welcome to matangamc We have: Gens, FFA, Kingdoms and in development Survival 1.21

    Gens: here we call it Mega Gens, we have 62 Generators and an active Halloween Event (/halloween)

    Kingdoms: semi-anarchic mode, create your Pacific kingdom or Raider, defend your kingdom from other kingdoms and attack and avoid being robbed, will you be able to conquer it?

    FFA: Practice pvp mode where you can do PVP with your friends or with someone random

    New from October 5th: Bedrock Compatibility The port for bedrock is: 19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pXF2UsNuEv

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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