It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 704 Enchantments Applied: 67
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 420 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Emeralds Found: 5256
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Emeralds Found: 2852
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ores Mined: 4774 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Falling into the Void: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Ores Mined: 4519
    Enchantments Applied: 82 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Zombie Dances: 5
    Farms Harvested: 933 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Mines Excavated: 1611 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ores Mined: 1323 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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