It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5900
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Farms Harvested: 719
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ores Mined: 964
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 14312
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Villages Defended: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Emeralds Found: 4376 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 New Chunks Explored: 238436
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Zombie Dances: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyHalalCafe

    CraftyHalalCafe
    so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 145 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Crops Grown: 3935 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MenacePixelmon

    MenacePixelmon

    Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

    Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net  Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons now loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What is the server about? The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
    What mods are included in the server? Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

    Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

    Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

    Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

    Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

    Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

    So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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