BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4812	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3794	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	69
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4247	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Mines Excavated:	4772	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3687	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Get ready to mine and escape with MineScape: The server that’ll have you digging for days!

Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Days, Digging, Escape, facebook, Friends, instagram, Map, Minescape, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, Ready, Rewards, Server, Skills, socials, Store, Thatll, titles, twitter, Wiki

MineScape <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/coatyl/">Server</a> Overview

MineScape Server Overview

Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get involved!

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs

Custom Quests

22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More

Beautiful hand crafted map

Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls

Daily Rewards!

Pets, Cosmetics, Titles

Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the MineScape server?	To join the MineScape server, you can use the IP address: minescape.me
Are there custom quests in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to explore and complete.
What skills are available in MineScape?	MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.
How can I earn rewards in MineScape?	Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls, participating in daily rewards, and completing various in-game activities.
Are there pets and cosmetics in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Items Found:	2247	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Amelia Watson, Balls, body hair removal, farewell celebration, farewell event, farewell gathering, farewell party, farewell ritual, farewell tradition, farewell wishes, Grooming, grooming tips, intimate grooming, male grooming, manscaping, Minecraft, party preparation, personal hygiene, Server, Shave, shaving

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

1/2, Agent Record, All New Program, Arcade, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). Our server is like no other, with events like the “Tour de Inferno” where you have to navigate through a maze of lava and fire to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive programs like “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can face off against the Devs themselves in a battle of wits and skills. And don’t even get us started on the Agent Records, featuring legendary players like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden codes for in-game rewards or stumble upon secret links to mysterious resources. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft SMP – join today and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

budgeting, consumerism, CraftyCash, financial decisions, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial wellness, impulse buying, lifestyle choices, Luxury items, material possessions, mindful spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, saving money, shopping addiction, smp, spend, unnecessary purchases, wasting money, Wisely

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9