so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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