so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Animals Bred: 117
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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