so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchantments Applied: 272
Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
Dragons Tamed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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