so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragons Tamed: 7
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
New Chunks Explored: 661549 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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