New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 110/700 Votes: 5480
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 25 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Animals Bred: 18
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

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  • Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP

    Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6676
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of memes and madness! Join us and you’ll find yourself seething with excitement as you battle it out with the legendary Go/g/ 2024Kek – a mythical creature said to be half meme, half monster, and all chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

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  • GhostCraft: No RSVP Needed!

    GhostCraft: No RSVP Needed!
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 671
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and ridiculous stories that will make you forget all about your sister’s never-ending demands.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting kicked out for standing up for yourself. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to babysit anyone’s kids unless you want to build a daycare in-game!

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato. Join now and let the blocky madness begin!

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  • PayCheckCraft

    PayCheckCraft
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 426
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 258 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dreamed of spending your first paycheck on a virtual pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and embark on epic quests to earn that sweet, sweet paycheck to spend on the most ridiculous and fantastical items you can imagine. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted armor, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why waste your paycheck on boring stuff like bills and groceries when you can live out your wildest dreams in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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  • The Studio

    The Studio
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 4692
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Farms Harvested: 789
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Neat Spawn Check out the cool spawn area!
    Marketplace We are forming a marketplace for players to trade.
    Nether Hub Explore our nether hub and roads!
    Age Requirement Players must be 16+ to join.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, hop over to our discord and we will try to get you on the list as soon as possible. Join our Discord here.

    What are some cool features of the server?

    We have a neat spawn area, a marketplace, nether hub, and nether roads for players to explore and enjoy.

    Is there an age requirement to join?

    Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join the server.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero 1.21

    Zenless Zone Zero 1.21
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 3278
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about the boring old servers, this one is like a storm of falling stars hitting your brain!

    We got special programs, combat intel, and trailers that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events – it’s gonna be lit AF!

    Plus, we got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a god in the game. And all the resources and useful links you could ever need, like seriously, it’s a goldmine of awesomeness.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, I promise!

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  • What are you supposed to do in this Minecraft SMP?

    What are you supposed to do in this Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 1730
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magic Items Found: 3919
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever found yourself trapped in a cave with nothing but a pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special “Cave Escape” challenge where you have to dig your way out using only your wits and a whole lot of luck. Trust me, it’s a real nail-biter!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a “Sheep Racing” event where you can saddle up your favorite fluffy friend and race against other players to see who has the fastest sheep in all the land. And let me tell you, those wooly critters can really move when they want to!

    And let’s not forget about our “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” competition, where players have to bust out their best dance moves to distract the Ender Dragon while their teammates try to take it down. It’s like a rave party with a giant, fire-breathing lizard as the guest of honor!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride of crazy challenges, insane events, and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a sticky situation that turns into the best gaming experience of your life!

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  • Boyfriend’sBlockParty Minecraft Server

    Boyfriend’sBlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 1595
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1617
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life like they’re the puppet masters of your heartstrings? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect house and avoiding creepers!

    On our server, you can build a virtual minigolf course with your boyfriend without your parents breathing down your neck about “formal relationships” and “engagement announcements.” Let your creativity run wild as you watch movies in the living room with his brother without fear of being accused of disrespecting your elders.

    And don’t worry about cultural differences or generational clashes – on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the freedom to make your own decisions. So say goodbye to parental control and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and start building your own happily ever after, one block at a time!

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  • TouchyStrangerNoNo

    TouchyStrangerNoNo
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 9970
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Ores Mined: 4028
    Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a virtual bar with your Minecraft buddies, having a grand old time, when suddenly a mysterious player appears out of nowhere and whispers in your pixelated ear, “Join our server and you’ll always feel free to build whatever your heart desires!” You turn around and see a player who looks like they’re in their 30s (in Minecraft years, that’s like ancient).

    Your first instinct is to ask, “Why are you grabbing me like that, bro?” And they respond with, “I don’t know, I just saw you mining diamonds earlier.” You explain, “I only glanced at you because we were discussing our secret plan to build a giant chicken coop.” They then say, “Oh, my bad, I must have mistaken you for someone else in diamond armor.”

    At this point, you start feeling uncomfortable. The whole vibe of the server changes for you, and your Minecraft buddy next to you notices and asks if you’re okay. She suggests, “Maybe you could have used a gentler approach.” But you’re like, “Nah, this player invaded my virtual personal space and crossed a boundary. I gotta stand up for myself in this blocky world.”

    Even though you stood your ground, you can’t shake off the awkwardness and weirdness. You just wanna log off and find a new server. Now you’re questioning if you were too aggressive or if there’s a better way to handle virtual creepers like this. Were you wrong for how you reacted?

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of virtual shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, always trust your instincts and don’t let anyone invade your Minecraft personal space. It’s a blocky world out there, so come join us for a server experience like no other!

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  • RespawnRave

    RespawnRave
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 884
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming veins!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends for a game of Minecraft Monopoly.

    So say goodbye to your gaming slump and hello to a world of endless excitement and ridiculousness. Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

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  • BlockyMedClinic

    BlockyMedClinic
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 4622
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 138
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8372 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    hEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE STEM CELLS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

    YOU WANT TO CURE CANCER? DIABETES? PARKINSON’S? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR STEM CELLS GOT YOU COVERED, THEY’RE LIKE LITTLE DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT BLOCK FORM.

    WE’VE GOT A WHOLE CLINIC SET UP WHERE YOU CAN WATCH THESE STEM CELLS WORK THEIR MAGIC, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HOSPITAL BUT WAY MORE FUN.

    SO JOIN US TODAY AND WATCH AS THESE TINY LITTLE CELLS SAVE LIVES AND MAKE MINECRAFT A BETTER PLACE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE COOKIES, BECAUSE WHY NOT? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS!

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  • RulerCraft

    RulerCraft
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 2178
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1715 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours
    What RulerCraft offers:
    Earth: Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
    Towny: Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
    Cultures & Religions: Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
    Economy: Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.
    Perks: Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
    Senate: Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.
    Good community: Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.
    Righteous staff: Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.
    Optional PvP: You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
    SiegeWar & Custom War System: We use SiegeWar combined with our custom War System for casual and less toxic warfare.
    Quarries & Treasure Ships: Nations can fight over production sites that grant your nation money each day.
    Dungeons: Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb and Underwater Temple with challenging custom Bosses.
    Java & Bedrock support: Play on any device you want.
    Check our Map: https://map.rulercraft.com
    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/nb97TyqQMD
    Visit our website: www.rulercraft.com
    IP address: (25565 Port on Bedrock) play.rulercraft.com

    FAQ

    1. How do I start my own town or nation?

    To start your own town or nation on RulerCraft, simply use the Towny feature and follow the in-game prompts to establish your settlement.

    2. Can I join an existing town or nation?

    Yes, you can join an existing town or nation by reaching out to its leaders and requesting to become a member.

    3. How does the Economy system work?

    The Economy on RulerCraft is dynamic and fair, with automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around the Earth map for resource exchange.

    4. What are the perks available on RulerCraft?

    There are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from on RulerCraft, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, and more.

    5. Can I turn on PvP in the game?

    Yes, PvP is optional on RulerCraft, and players can choose whether to enable it for themselves. Players with a red name have PvP activated.

    6. How do Dungeons work on RulerCraft?

    RulerCraft features custom dungeons with challenging bosses and mobs for players to defeat, offering valuable loot and experience points.

    7. Is RulerCraft available on both Java and Bedrock editions?

    Yes, RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players to join the server from any device.

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  • Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

    Ethereal Realm 1.21.4
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4521
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7892
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 147

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not!

    We got virtual babes lining up to build with you, no need to worry about real-life awkwardness. Just dig, build, and chill with us in this virtual paradise.

    Who needs real women when you can have a blocky beauty by your side? Join now and let’s craft some love together!

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 1108
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 264
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

    Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

    With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

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  • DadSaidWhatMC

    DadSaidWhatMC
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8624
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide out from your emotionally abusive dad and demanding stepsiblings.

    Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.

    Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.

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  • NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP

    NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 5867
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Star Shards Collected: 280
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if you’re not on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down every day. We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds and battle evil chickens who have taken over the land. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other – one time, we covered someone’s house in pink sheep and they had to live with it for a week!

    But that’s not even the best part – we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for emeralds and have their own llama king who wears a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. It’s wild, I tell you!

    So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two (like how to ride a pig into battle), then you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas, that is.

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