so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Magic Items Found: 3870
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

    MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Ores Mined: 782 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyElectionFlip

    CraftyElectionFlip
    Are you tired of boring old elections where you have to choose between the lesser of two evils? Well, our Minecraft server is like a political campaign on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind about who to vote for, just like you change your choice of candidate close to the election date. Will you stick with the tried and true candidate, or will you be swayed by outrageous promises and scandalous scandals? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the election gets a diamond-encrusted crown and a pet dragon to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote (and your pickaxe) on our server today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

    OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drama than Ukraine banning the Russian Orthodox Church after like, forever of bowing down to them!

    We got factions beefin’ harder than two mobs fightin’ over a diamond block. You gotta pick a side and rep your crew, or else you’ll get wrecked harder than a wooden pickaxe tryin’ to mine obsidian.

    And our PvP arena is more intense than a creeper sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryin’ to build a house. It’s like a battle royale, but with blocky characters and way more explosions.

    Plus, our custom plugins are so wild, they’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportin’ you all over the place. Trust me, you ain’t never seen Minecraft like this before.

    So come join us on this server, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the fun never stops. It’s gonna be a ride crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart, and you won’t wanna miss it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Zombie Dances: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3304
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive

    LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive
    haha wtf that’s some serious shiz, come join our minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creeper DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. forget about real world problems and come chill with us in our virtual wonderland of madness and mayhem. let’s build some epic structures and troll each other with invisible blocks, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NoMicros ForWaterBears

    NoMicros ForWaterBears
    come join our epic minecraft server where even the tiniest creatures are smarter than us humans! imagine a world where water bears rule and microplastics are their sworn enemies. embark on a quest to help the water bears protect their homeland from the evil microplastics that threaten to take over. build epic fortresses, battle against plastic monsters, and discover the secrets of the underwater world. if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world, then join us now! who knew saving the environment could be so much fun in minecraft!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 47 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Averno server Minecraft server Minecraft

    Averno server Minecraft server Minecraft

    Welcome to the vanilla RP project averno, where you choose who you want to become!

    Our project contains completely vanilla Minecraft mechanics with some nice little additions.

    What awaits you on our project?

    1. Vanilla mechanics. Completely vanilla spawn raid of mobs, like in a single player game, while the server has stable TPS.

    2. Self-written and improved plugins for a more interesting game, if you want to try something new without mods.

    3. Role-playing elements. With us you can create your own unique character, develop it, interact with other players and participate in various RP server events.

    4. Cities and settlements. If you are bored of playing alone and want to have fun in the company of like-minded people, you can join any city or create your own.

    5. Our project hosts various events. Perhaps you will be the one to become famous throughout the server by creating a mega exciting event that everyone will be delighted with.

    There is much more to list, but I think you should come and see for yourself what we have. If you are interested in the above, then join us and dive into the amazing world of Minecraft, create your own stories, interact with other players and just enjoy the game. Perhaps you will change the course of history…

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Animals Bred: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Magic Items Found: 1131
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination

    Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination
    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival

    The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style!

    Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more!

    Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out!

    Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends!

    Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of!

    We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible!

    IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the Mellow Meadows Survival server? To join, simply enter the IP address: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online in your Minecraft client.
    What kind of quests are available on the server? We offer a variety of quests, including unique daily quests for each job, and random quests you can pick up along your journey.
    Can I earn money on the server? Yes, you can earn money through quests, jobs, the auction house, and more to become the wealthiest player.
    Is there a party system on the server? Yes, we have a party system that allows you to play with friends, share land, and share earnings and XP.
    How can I prevent my builds from being raided? You can prevent this by using our land claiming feature, allowing you to protect your land and grow your base without worrying about raids.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress maze.

    Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to marvel at our pixelated paradise.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare blocks, like diamond-encrusted dirt and glowstone that actually sings when you mine it. And don’t even get us started on the mobs – we’ve got zombie pigmen riding on the backs of flying squids, and creepers that explode in a shower of confetti instead of destruction.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming adventure so outrageous, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its dragon-y boots. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP

    Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things nudism, exhibitionism, CFNM, ENF, and more! Join us if you’re tired of wearing those boring old pixelated clothes and want to let it all hang out in the virtual world.

    Our server is a haven for those who love to strip down and show off their pixelated goods to the world. From naked mining expeditions to nude PvP battles, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we have strict rules in place to ensure everyone feels comfortable and respected while they’re letting it all hang out.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for getting naked in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground nudist colony hidden somewhere on the server where players can frolic in the buff without a care in the world.

    So come on, strip down, and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs armor when you’ve got pixelated skin to protect you?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9597
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • WeddingCrasherCraft

    WeddingCrasherCraft
    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Just like the OP’s brother’s wedding, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when a long-lost player will show up uninvited and cause chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it exciting, right?

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will there be apologies flying left and right like in the email from the brother? Will there be deep, introspective moments like the OP reflecting on their past mistakes? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

    So come on over and join the fun. Who needs RSVPs when you can just show up and shake things up? And hey, if you’re struggling with your own Minecraft skills, don’t worry – we’re all about personal growth here. Plus, we won’t judge if you’re still figuring out your crafting preferences. It’s all part of the journey, right?

    Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the personal growth. Join our server today and let the games begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 360 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

    SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53 Towns Built: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyAthleteGOAT

    CraftyAthleteGOAT
    Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 314 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

    Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 264 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • LNGShadowCraft

    LNGShadowCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dimension Hops: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Asteroid Blasters

    Pixel Asteroid Blasters
    yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

    join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

    so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Mines Excavated: 3053
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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