| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 971 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Crops Grown: | 7004 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Animals Bred: | 118 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4990 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8892 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3834 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5533 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2674 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 152 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9967 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 216 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 5677 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2511 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9765 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 154 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8715 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2052 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 187 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1045 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7003 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5128 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Ores Mined: | 9123 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8064 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3218 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 109 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2512 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 231 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
