iLikeU Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still)! Our server is home to a rare breed of pigs that can fly and will take you on magical adventures through the skies. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night and you’re invited! So why join our server? Because we like you, and we promise you’ll never have a dull moment here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	180	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KyivKaboomCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3261	Void Armor Forged:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

No Ego Zone

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

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Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

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Straight Up <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/myfh/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in Chicago, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and Griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable Server Performance
[🌎] No World Resets	Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
[🍪] Quality of Life Changes	Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
[🚫] No Teleporting or Economy	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

FAQ

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

2. Are there any land protection plugins?

No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	4839	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.