Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 197 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Crops Grown: 4281

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ores Mined: 6136

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4300 Potions Brewed: 73
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 423
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6157 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7922 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 New Chunks Explored: 319095
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2896 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Alien Abductions: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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