Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Runes Activated: 7
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

    OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

    So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Star Shards Collected: 183
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

    LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone
    hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

    not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

    oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

    Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CrazyCraftin SMP

    CrazyCraftin SMP
    Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7367 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 107 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

    TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!
    so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Runes Activated: 8
    Towns Built: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

    Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Mines Excavated: 1875
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Crops Grown: 5619
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 394
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Dimension Hops: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Star Shards Collected: 214
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5771 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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