Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

    Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+
    Minecraft Server Overview
    New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
    No official launch, join anytime
    16+ age requirement
    Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

    Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

    A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

    A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

    Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

    A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

    But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

    TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

    MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyHealthHazards

    BlockyHealthHazards
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

    CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7176

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Cash Birthday Card Fun

    Cash Birthday Card Fun
    yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

    VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds
    lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

    Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!
    Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
    Survival Server 2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
    Creative Server Claim free plot, build within reason
    Lifesteal Server NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

    FAQ

    Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

    A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

    Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

    A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

    Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

    A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

    Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

    A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

    Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

    A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

    Check out our links:

    And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

    I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

    But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

    Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

    Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters
    Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CuriousCraftMC

    CuriousCraftMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

    But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

    CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP
    Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

    Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

    So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

    Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds
    Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

    Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyDroneBuilders

    CraftyDroneBuilders
    come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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