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Hag Haven Minecraft Server

Favorite, favorite hags, Hag, hags, Haven, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, Thread

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most fabulous and fierce hags you’ve ever seen! From cackling witches to sassy sorceresses, you’ll never be bored with these enchanting characters roaming around.

Join our server and witness epic battles between hags and heroes, as they fight for control of the magical realm. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and post your favorite hags in this thread. Who knows, you might even make a new friend or two along the way. Just watch out for any flying broomsticks or potions being thrown your way – these hags mean business!

SwipeCraft Minecraft SMP

Communication, Conversation, DATING, dating app, dating experience, dating stories, Dating success, digital age, first date, love, match, meeting people, Minecraft, modern dating, online dating, relationships, romance, smp, social media, Swipecraft, Swiping, Technology, Tinder

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Oh man, let me tell you about the last time I got a tinder match on this crazy Minecraft SMP server. So I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly I got a notification that someone had swiped right on me. I was like, “Oh snap, this could be the start of a beautiful Minecraft romance!”

Turns out, my tinder match was actually a creeper in disguise! But instead of blowing me up, this creeper started following me around and protecting me from all the other mobs. It was the weirdest yet coolest thing ever. We ended up teaming up and taking down a whole army of skeletons together. Who knew you could find love in the form of a TNT-loving creeper on a Minecraft SMP server?

So yeah, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and potentially find love in the most unexpected places, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of wild tinder matches you’ll encounter next!

frontiersmc

BreweryX, disabled, Economy, Enjoy, frontiersmc, Guns, Horses, limit 20, maker, Map, minecraft server, mrlolcringerwhat, new players, New server, player limit, rdr2 map, Seat, Server, small project, Towny, tping

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Animals Bred:	62	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

this is frontiers.Mc. this server uses the rdr2 map. funded by my own http://nl1-mc14.ferox.host:24016 map maker mrlolcringerwhat we have a seat and take into this server note tping is disabled.you have to use horses. and we have guns. and breweryx this is a small project so the player limit is 20 or maybe higher DO NOT HURT NEW PPL and enjoy my newly made server

45.136.141.84:24145

Crafty Celeb: Maisie’s Server

actress, Artificial Intelligence, Arya Stark, celeb, Celeb AI, Celebrities, Celebrity, chatbot, Crafty, deep learning, Digital, Edition, Entertainment, Future, game of thrones, Hollywood, innovation, machine learning, Maisie Williams, Maisies, neural networks, Server, Technology, tv shows

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	498266	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the End dimension.

We have a secret underground city where players can test their parkour skills while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2442

+18, Anime models, Avatar Resources, christmas, Comfy Party, Downloads, Events, Furry, game night, general, Holiday Seggsploration, lewd, Minecraft, OP Template, OpenVR Advanced Settings, playspace mover, Real Ejaculate, Reality, Santa Lap Sitting, smp, Tech, Thread, tierlist, Trash, virtual, virtual reality, VRchat

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ve got resources to help you get started, including anime models, tech assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

Looking for some adult fun? We’ve got you covered with 18+ avatar resources and a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for upcoming events like Christmas Santa Lap”sitting (wink, wink) and Holiday Seggsploration.

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, virtual reality, real ejaculate!

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, penguinz0, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his comedic commentary, gameplay videos, and reviews of various topics. He is best known for his dry sense of humor and unique, deadpan delivery. Penguinz0 has a large following on both platforms and is known for his down-to-earth personality and relatable content.

UNREAL HARDCORE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bases, commands, CREEPERS, Economy, Griefing, Hardcore, mobs, Sethome, Skeletons, Spiders, Store, Survival, Tpa, UNREAL HARDCORE, update, Vanilla, zombies

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8066	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

A hardcore server for those who are tired of vanilla and pointless anarchies!

All mobs are very fast and can smell you from hundreds of meters away, zombies can break blocks (but not obsidian), skeletons shoot for a kilometer, creepers explode onto the map floor, and poisonous spiders crawl out of caves!

This is unreal survival on unreal hardcore! Build bases to protect against mobs at night and help other players, or collect freebies from other players’ houses and destroy their houses with your griefing skills. The choice is yours!

The server also has an economy, a store, sethome, tpa commands and much more. The next updates will add hardcore!

hardcore.imba.land

Topple This Country Minecraft Server

Africa, control, Corruption, Country, COUP, Dictatorship, foreigner, Government, ISLAND, Manipulation, Minecraft, political instability, power grab, regime change, regime overthrow, Server, shithole, Southeast Asia, TAKEOVER, Tiny, Topple, weak federal state

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	278
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	52757	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Looking to conquer a tiny shithole country in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got islands in Southeast Asia just waiting for your rule, or how about a region in Africa with a weak federal state? Join us and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule over pixels instead? Join now and start your quest for world domination!

Minecraft SMP: AEWtists vs WWE Fans – The Battle of Block Wrestling

aew, AEWtists, battle, BLOCK, Bloodsport, checked out, Fans, hate, Minecraft, MLW, New Years PPV, njpw, PPVs, Shinsuke, smp, Stardom, Stories, tna, Tony, tribalist, Triller, Wrestle Universe, Wrestlers, wrestling, wrestling promotion, wwe

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Are you tired of being a WWE tribalist and want to expand your wrestling horizons? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We welcome fans of all wrestling promotions, from WWE to TNA+ to NJPW and everything in between.

Join us for insane wrestling debates, build arenas to host your own epic matches, and maybe even recreate some of your favorite wrestling moments in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a luchador mask!

So come on down to our SMP and show off your wrestling knowledge, because in this world, the only thing more wild than the wrestling storylines are the creations our players come up with. Join now and let the wrestling madness begin!

FlakeSMP

bedrock, Bedwars, branding, club, Community, Competition, Cross-Play, Discord, equal opportunity, FlakeSMP, Gaming, Ip:, Join, LifeSteal, Mini Games, multiplayer, no pay to win, opportunity, PORT, PvP, Server, shockbyte, smp, Survival, try

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Hello We are a survival smp offering no pay to win cuz we want to give everyone equal oppertunity you can join us Ip: FlakeSMP.shockbyte.club Bedrock Port: 25574

Atleast give us a try I’m sure you will like the server company and branding Head over to our discord by /discord in the server

Flakesmp.shockbyte.club

YeetCraft – Epic Minecraft Server

#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, Epic, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, millie, millie parfait, Minecraft, nina, Nina Kosaka, Online Community, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Server, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ores Mined:	6111	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Enna, Millie, Nina (who has mysteriously vanished after graduating), and Reimu will guide you through epic adventures and crazy challenges.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Ethyria Essentials, a mystical realm filled with rare items and powerful enchantments. Join us on this wild ride as we battle dragons, build insane structures, and uncover the secrets of Ethyria.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Hurry up and join before Nina comes back from wherever she disappeared to and steals all the diamonds!

Stop Making Early /MUG/s You Have Cursed Us Minecraft SMP

cursed, cursed early, cursed early MUGs, cursed MUGs, cursed us, cursed us MUGs, Early, early curse, early MUG curse, early MUGs, making, Minecraft, mug, MUG curse, Mugs, smp, STOP, stop curse, stop early curse, stop making, stop making cursed MUGs, stop making early, stop making early MUGs, stop making us curse, stop making us cursed

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Potato Overlord. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize!

But beware, our server is known for its cursed early /MUG/s that have been plaguing players for centuries. Will you be the one to break the curse and restore peace to the land? Or will you join the ranks of the cursed and become a chicken for eternity?

So come on down to our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow)!

Anime Production Minecraft Server

America, Anime, Anime games, Asian culture, brown hordes, Chinese, Competition, cucked country, cultural shift, Entertainment, Europe, Future, Globalization, Industry, international relations, Japan, koreans, Media, Minecraft, production, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of the impending anime apocalypse brought on by the Chinese and Koreans taking over the industry? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to combat this impending doom – the power of building and crafting! Join us as we band together to create a fortress of epic proportions to protect Japan from the brown hordes and save anime once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary diamond sword of truth, capable of vanquishing any foe with a single blow. So come on, join us and let’s show those pesky invaders who’s boss in the most epic battle for anime supremacy!

Short XRP Minecraft SMP

cryptocurrency, digital assets, Financial Advice, financial markets, investing, investment strategy, long-term investment., market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, portfolio management, risk management, short, short selling, Short XRP, smp, speculative trading, stock market, Trading, xrp, XRP forecast, xrp news, xrp price, XRP trading

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of being a broke Minecraft player, constantly scrounging for resources and living in a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save your pixelated life! Join us and watch as your virtual bank account grows faster than a creeper about to explode. Our server is so rich, even the diamonds are wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?

Biden’s Blocky Minecraft Server

administration, Afghanistan, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict, debate, Defence, Explanation, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Origins, Partisan, Politics, Server, trump, Truth, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Biden’s Afghanistan “withdrawal” seems tame in comparison. Some say our server’s origins are shrouded in mystery, with rumors of a secret alliance with Endermen and a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in spawn. Join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind our insane stories! And remember, just like politics, anything goes in Minecraft – so prepare for the unexpected!

Players:	97/700	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5