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LuncherTown

Claim, Community, Economy, economy plugin, Fun, Gaming, Indian, Indian server, LifeSteal, LuncherTown, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Play, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Transactions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Void Gems Collected:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8824	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Luncher Town Network is an Indian SMP where players can claim Play and create shops, and have fun playing. We support an economy plugin for transactions. Have all plugins which makes SMP server a great place to game.

luncherhometown.fr.to:6421

AVALON CRAFT | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

Active, admins, clan system, crazy, Direction, Economy, equal terms, Expanded, Friends, Minecraft, No Donations, no TPS drawdowns, Players, powerful hardware, recent discovery, restrictions, Server, Swear, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Our main advantages:

All our players are on equal terms

Every end of the week we publish the income from the server and where it was spent, because we invest all the funds received back into the project!

How is our project different from others?

We do not have donations for privileges such as admins, etc. (Maximum premium)

We have a minecraft server on a server with powerful hardware

We have no TPS drawdowns

We don’t have admins who constantly interfere with players or help their friends

Our servers:

Vanilla

Vanilla server with an active economy developing in parallel with the players

No crazy restrictions! You can even swear 🙂

On this server you can lead your direction, no matter how crazy it may seem!

Expanded clan system

Recent discovery

95.165.70.100

Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

alternative sexual practices, feminine, feminine penis, fetish, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, kink, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, milk, Milking, Minecraft, non-binary, penis, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual pleasure, sexual taboos, taboo, Transgender

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	62

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	73
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	134
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.servermc.xyz USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com

lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Items Found:	1564
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Void Armor Forged:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	241
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	214
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Ores Mined:	3840
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	233
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crops Grown:	5207
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Votes:	3840	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Players:	99/600	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6516
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1