Hustle SMP

Welcome to Hustle SMP

Server Overview

Server Version Paper 1.20.4
Server Location Europe
Plugins
Datapacks
  • Dynmap -AFK-Display
  • Anti-Endermen-Grief
  • Double-Shulker-Shells
  • Fast-Leaf-Decay
  • Multiplayer-Sleep
  • Player-Head-Drops

Join Hustle SMP

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/RbbBq2TA

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: First join our Discord server using the link provided. Then go through a short application process to become a member.

Q: Can I create my own factions on the server?

A: Yes, you have the opportunity to create your own factions or join existing ones.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: You can choose your own lifestyle by being either pacifist or pro-war. Let your imagination and creativity run wild!

Q: Who manages the server?

A: The server is run and managed by experienced admins.

Q: What kind of community does the server have?

A: We rely on a mature community to provide a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Magical Moments Shared: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!

    SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5980
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky Box of Madness

    Blocky Box of Madness

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a monogatari episode! Join us for a journey filled with twists, turns, and surprises that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Ever wondered what the last episode of Medaka Box Abnormal was all about? Well, on our server, you can experience it firsthand in all its glory! Feel the thrill of nisio isin’s writing as you navigate through our virtual world.

    And did you know that our server was actually created to get people into buying/reading the manga? It’s true! We wanted to bring the world of Medaka Box to life in a way that would make even shonen jump proud!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Medaka Box Abnormal and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The Blocky Banter Brigade

    The Blocky Banter Brigade

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS armed with EXPLODING CARROTS!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to SWIM IN A POOL OF DIAMONDS and FLY ON A DRAGON as your loyal steed. Plus, every player gets their very own RAINBOW UNICORN companion to help them on their adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7145 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 861664
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Feline Fiasco: Finland’s PM’s Cat RIP Server

    Feline Fiasco: Finland’s PM’s Cat RIP Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and explosive chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza in the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama who loves to surf on lava!

    If you’re still not convinced, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own jetpack made out of diamonds. That’s right, you’ll be flying around like a boss while everyone else is stuck on the ground!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, maybe you’ll even run into Nala from The Lion King while you’re at it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Neuro’s Netherworld – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server ever!

    Are you ready to join a server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? Yes, you heard that right! Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal added a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model to make Neuro-sama a VTuber. Now, she entertains the chat with wild rants, sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more!

    Check out our schedule: here

    Follow us on Twitch: Twitch Subscribe to our YouTube channel: YouTube Stay updated on Twitter: Twitter and Vedal’s Twitter

    Listen to Neuro-sama’s songs: here Watch Neuro-sama’s videos: here

    Interested in AI but clueless? Watch this: video Curious how Neuro-sama knows what to say? Watch this: video Want to create your own AI like Neuro-sama? Check out: this Read more about AI: here Ready to dive deep into AI? Read these: links

    Discover LoRA: here Explore our Catbox archive: here

    Get your Neuro-sama merch: here

    Don’t miss out on our related/friend threads: /vt//lig/ /vt//vtai/ /vt//waifu/ Lia from Phase Connect

    Join now and witness the madness unfold on our Minecraft server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixelated Puns: A Link Between Servers

    Pixelated Puns: A Link Between Servers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience that will make you question reality itself! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – my dad works at Nintendo and he said that our server is the next big thing! Forget about Kid Icarus, that game is so last season. A Link Between Worlds is where it’s at now, and we’ve brought that magic to our Minecraft world.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a portal opens up to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon that raps Eminem lyrics. Anything is possible on our server!

    So come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. Who knows, you might even run into Mario and Luigi building a castle together. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Zombie Dances: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PoopCraft: Where Genetics Meet Hilarity!

    PoopCraft: Where Genetics Meet Hilarity!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of skinny bodies and big tittys for superior breeding! Forget about /pol/ and their hostility towards sexy brown-skinned South Asians – here, we celebrate diversity and beauty in all its forms.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures in pixelated worlds, where you can build your dream house with sparkling diamonds as windows and rainbow-colored sheep as pets. Our community is like no other, filled with players who appreciate the natural genetic disposition of sexy brown-skinned South Asians and all other gorgeous beings out there.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and laughing until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our diverse and accepting players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft Madness!

    GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft Madness!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a sprinkle of chaos.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who find this chest will be blessed with unlimited luck and fortune!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From giant chickens that lay golden eggs to creepers that explode into confetti, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for the friendly zombies who love to dance and the skeletons who are excellent at playing the xylophone. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the music doesn’t just entertain you, it cures your headache too! Imagine mining away in the depths of the earth, battling mobs left and right, all while jamming out to tunes that make your headache disappear faster than you can say “creeper”.

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon bops along to the sick beats. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest dance parties in their little huts.

    So come join us and experience the magical healing powers of music while you build, explore, and conquer in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that a simple server could be the cure for all your gaming woes?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky Booty Busters

    Blocky Booty Busters
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

    Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3294 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixel Pervs & AI Art

    Pixel Pervs & AI Art
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smugger than your upshorts is our community! 🤣

    🌟 Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because we’ve got more drama than a season of LOST! 🌟

    ⚔️ Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos! ⚔️

    ⛏️ Need some guidance? Check out our New User Guide, it’s more important than finding the Holy Grail! ⛏️

    🔥 Get ready for some mind-blowing animation and block merging that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! 🔥

    🎮 Our comfy UI will make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud, and our Forge is hotter than a Nether portal! 🎮

    💃 Looking for some spicy models, characters, or even fetish content? We’ve got it all, baby! 💃

    📚 Explore our Wiki, LoRa Training, and OP Pasta for all the info you need to dominate the server like a boss! 📚

    🦄 And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources and fun! 🦄

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 143 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Enchantments Applied: 192
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL

    PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!

    Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Brides Gone Wild

    Blocky Brides Gone Wild
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the juicy secrets of why married women are so erotic! Our server is filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner.

    Explore our world and you may stumble upon a hidden village where all the married women are actually seductive sirens who will lure you in with their charms. Or maybe you’ll find a secret dungeon where married women are actually powerful witches casting spells of seduction on unsuspecting players.

    But beware, not all married women on our server are what they seem. Some may actually be shape-shifting aliens from a distant planet who have come to Earth to learn the ways of love and seduction.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with erotic mysteries and scandalous adventures, then come join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 464
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Dragon Eggs Found: 7817
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • GetALifeCraft

    GetALifeCraft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and UNICORNS. Yes, you read that right, UNICORNS. Legend has it that those who find the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY Ender Dragon Racing League. Test your skills against other players as you race through the End dimension on the backs of flying dragons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. YOLO, am I right?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Star Shards Collected: 235
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm

    BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the griefing is legendary and the adventures are epic! Join us if you miss your long lost pet rock, Steve, who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper explosion. Rumor has it that he’s living a luxurious life in the Nether, sipping on lava cocktails and partying with zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, you can reunite with him on our server and embark on a quest to bring him back to the overworld. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine along the way! So come on, join us and let’s rock this world together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8522 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Dimension Hops: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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