Hustle SMP

Welcome to Hustle SMP

Server Overview

Server Version Paper 1.20.4
Server Location Europe
Plugins
Datapacks
  • Dynmap -AFK-Display
  • Anti-Endermen-Grief
  • Double-Shulker-Shells
  • Fast-Leaf-Decay
  • Multiplayer-Sleep
  • Player-Head-Drops

Join Hustle SMP

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/RbbBq2TA

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: First join our Discord server using the link provided. Then go through a short application process to become a member.

Q: Can I create my own factions on the server?

A: Yes, you have the opportunity to create your own factions or join existing ones.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: You can choose your own lifestyle by being either pacifist or pro-war. Let your imagination and creativity run wild!

Q: Who manages the server?

A: The server is run and managed by experienced admins.

Q: What kind of community does the server have?

A: We rely on a mature community to provide a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PokeBakeCraft: Where Pokemon are our master bakers!

    PokeBakeCraft: Where Pokemon are our master bakers!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Pokemon are our bakers! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine Charmander baking you a delicious cake with his fiery tail, or Pikachu using his electric powers to whip up some tasty pastries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Squirtle. He’s got the moves like Jagger and will teach you how to dance like a pro.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our treasure hunt led by the legendary Mewtwo. He’ll guide you through dangerous dungeons filled with rare loot and epic battles.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

    Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?

    Why join our server? – Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way

    So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Dragon Eggs Found: 7397

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days

    CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the quest for a cute gf with cool interests continues on Day 502! Are you tired of being bocchi and ready to mingle with like-minded players? Join us and manifest your dream partner while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets. Will you be the one to uncover this mind-blowing secret and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary community. Watch our hilarious video at this link and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Animals Bred: 86
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 132 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty McCraftface

    Crafty McCraftface

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the one and only QUEEN of manga, alongside Naoko of course! Join us as we embark on a journey through the GRAND world of Minecraft, shaped by the LEGENDARY influence of this iconic creator.

    Forget about those other female mangakas, like Arakawa and Kui, who have made works of debatable quality. They are IRRELEVANT in comparison to the GODDESS we worship on this server. Only the best for our players!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of something truly EPIC and LEGENDARY in the world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Pervs & Creepers

    Pixel Pervs & Creepers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Milk Plant Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Have you ever wanted to milk a cow in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with udderly ridiculous opportunities to milk all sorts of animals and plants. Who knew plants could produce milk, right?

    – Want to merge blocks in a way that defies all logic and reason? Our server has a block merging feature that will make your brain explode with confusion and delight. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole new level of insanity!

    – Need a break from the usual Minecraft experience? How about trying out our ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, or Easy Diffusion options? These tools will make your Minecraft gameplay so comfy and automatic that you’ll never want to leave.

    – And let’s not forget about the Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section of our server. Explore all sorts of weird and wonderful creations that will make you question your sanity and your taste in Minecraft mods.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the absurd.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 385
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

    ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)
    Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1453 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

    Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

    EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

    Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

    Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ores Mined: 1742 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

    CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

    Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

    Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

    Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

    So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

    AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

    So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

    Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

    Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

    Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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