Hustle SMP

Welcome to Hustle SMP

Server Overview

Server Version Paper 1.20.4
Server Location Europe
Plugins
Datapacks
  • Dynmap -AFK-Display
  • Anti-Endermen-Grief
  • Double-Shulker-Shells
  • Fast-Leaf-Decay
  • Multiplayer-Sleep
  • Player-Head-Drops

Join Hustle SMP

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/RbbBq2TA

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: First join our Discord server using the link provided. Then go through a short application process to become a member.

Q: Can I create my own factions on the server?

A: Yes, you have the opportunity to create your own factions or join existing ones.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: You can choose your own lifestyle by being either pacifist or pro-war. Let your imagination and creativity run wild!

Q: Who manages the server?

A: The server is run and managed by experienced admins.

Q: What kind of community does the server have?

A: We rely on a mature community to provide a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1429
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ChurchCraft: Where you can meet cute girls and build epic worlds!

    ChurchCraft: Where you can meet cute girls and build epic worlds!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Diamond Unicorn in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Ender Dragon himself!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Nyan Cat dimension where rainbows never end and cats rule the land!

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even find love like the player who found their Minecraft girlfriend while eating at a virtual restaurant! It could happen to you too!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GrotesqueCraft: Where Ugly is the New Beautiful!

    GrotesqueCraft: Where Ugly is the New Beautiful!
    Welcome to our Grotesque Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a golden carrot.

    But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded creeper king, who roams the server looking to blow up anyone who dares to challenge his rule. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his explosive crown?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret disco party cave where players can dance the night away to the latest hits from Creeper Records.

    So come join us on Grotesque and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wonderful world?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Log Slide Lols

    Log Slide Lols
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sliding logs and being unclogged are the main attractions! If you’ve ever longed for the feeling of sliding down a dung-covered hill, then this is the place for you. Our clogged players know how to make a stink, and you won’t be able to flush their logs because they magically float! Join us for a wild ride of dung-filled adventures and unclogged chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious and bizarre? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 47 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!

    Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft Server where black Israelites roam freely and build magnificent structures with blocks made of pure gold! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that allows you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a giant talking chicken named Cluck Norris?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Wacky World Minecraft Server and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is where the party’s at!

    Why should you join?

    Do you want to build a giant floating taco in the sky? Done.

    How about riding a unicorn made of diamonds into battle? You got it.

    Or maybe you just want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We support that kind of crazy here.

    What to expect:

    Join our Vtuber advice corner where you can get tips on how to become the next big Vtuber sensation! Should you stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ll help you decide while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

    Looking for a video editor? We recommend using Enchanted Diamond Editing Software for all your clip-cutting needs. It’s guaranteed to make your videos sparkle like never before!

    Open Auditions:

    Join our open auditions to become a part of the Brave Group, Hololive, or even Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber superstar!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

    Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

    We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Villages Defended: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4029 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

    HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

    Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

    So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3525
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Magic Items Found: 5136
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

    FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!

    AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing intense is the lag? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC battles, INSANE builds, and CRAZY adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9550 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats

    PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a land filled with talking llamas who gave them magical powers to fly. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. So come join us for a wild adventure filled with memes, laughs, and lots of funny moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw all the rules out the window!

    Join us for insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo? Why not!

    And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the absolute chaos that is our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now before the llamas start their revolution!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Crops Grown: 1410 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!

    LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the tide goes in and out just like in real life, but with a twist – you can’t explain it! 🌊🤯

    Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring in a world where the laws of nature don’t apply. Want to see pigs flying or cows doing the moonwalk? You’ll find it all here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve himself was spotted busting a move with a Creeper last week.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when the tide goes in, the tide goes out – and you can’t explain that! 🤪🌟

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Hypocrites

    Crafty Hypocrites
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

    When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

    But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

    So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary <b>Diamond Chicken</b>, rumored to lay <b>diamond eggs</b>! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret <b>Disco Cave</b> where the walls dance to the beat of the music!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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