Yo, listen up ya’ll! This Minecraft server is like, totally mindblowing, just like those crazy US meteorologists who be getting death threats cuz of hurricane conspiracies. But like, on this server, you ain’t gonna be facing no death threats, just a whole lotta fun and craziness!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving insane natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes in Minecraft! We got custom plugins that make the weather super unpredictable and dangerous, just like those crazy conspiracy theories.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. From derpy villagers to mischievous creepers, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about this mindblowing Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those hurricane conspiracies, they might just blow your mind!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server

    Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the shepherd stigma following you around like a lost sheep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, shepherds are the ultimate VIPs! We believe in breaking stereotypes and embracing our woolly friends with open arms (and shears).

    Join our server and experience a world where shepherds are worshipped like royalty, where sheep roam free and rule the land. Build your own wool empire, breed the fluffiest sheep, and become the ultimate shepherd champion.

    Forget about the old-fashioned views on shepherds, on our server, you’ll be treated like a shepherd god(dess). So come on, join us and let’s shepherd our way to victory!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave

    The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave
    Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of Muhammed in your sleep? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Not only will you be able to escape Muhammed’s torment, but you’ll also have the chance to battle insectoid demons alongside him in epic PvP battles. Who knew that the key to defeating your nightmares was just a click away? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with orcish screams and melting flesh – unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Crops Grown: 7120 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMishaps

    MineCraftMishaps
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 260 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MissileCraft Airlines

    MissileCraft Airlines
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 New Chunks Explored: 130683
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Void Gems Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Chimeras Created: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Players Killed by Monsters: 8687
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mines Excavated: 4057
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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