Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Villages Defended: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
New Chunks Explored: 937627 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave

    The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave
    Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of Muhammed in your sleep? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Not only will you be able to escape Muhammed’s torment, but you’ll also have the chance to battle insectoid demons alongside him in epic PvP battles. Who knew that the key to defeating your nightmares was just a click away? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with orcish screams and melting flesh – unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMishaps

    MineCraftMishaps
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MissileCraft Airlines

    MissileCraft Airlines
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Emeralds Found: 8711 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Ores Mined: 3541
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Farms Harvested: 297
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 662881 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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