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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 247
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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