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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Love Letters Sent: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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