HouthisGonnaHateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PuppyVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, dog, family, Guilt, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Pets, Project, PuppyVacayNoWay, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, sister, Support, travel, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	75229
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

cyber safety, cyber threats, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital identity, digital privacy, image sharing, internet privacy, leaked nudes, Minecraft, NudeLeaksGoneWild, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, personal information, personal photos, privacy, privacy breach, sexting, smp, social media

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyPoundsLost

balance, Consistency, CraftyPoundsLost, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, Journey, lifestyle change, long term results, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

Community, deep, deep sea creatures, deep sea exploration, deep sea habitat, Giant tubeworms, hydrothermal vents, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic ecosystem, pacific ocean, Pacific seafloor, sea, seafloor, seafloor discovery, Server, subsea community, thriving ecosystem, Tubeworms, underwater discovery, underwater world, unique ecosystem

come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DupeLeo

Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars Prison Parkour Towny Pixelmon Skywars Buildbattle KitPvP

DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

cojis galaxy

application, Bedwars, build test, Builders, cojis, Discord, Factions, Galaxy, locations, Minecraft, Mini Games, new, Prison, PvP, Server, spawns, Staff, Survival, up and coming, Vanilla

A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	83
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, Civilisation, coin economy, combat system, Conquer, Create, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, firearms, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, mildly, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Sildaris, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wild, wine

Server Name	The Sildaris Wilds
Version	1.20.1
Trailer	Watch Trailer

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

What can players do on the server?

Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

Are there any upcoming updates or events?

We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

Is there a unique economy system on the server?

Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8067

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Country Doctors Minecraft Server

Country, DOCTORS, general practitioners, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare availability, healthcare location, healthcare professionals, healthcare providers, healthcare resources, healthcare system, local doctors, local healthcare, medical care, medical professionals, medical services, Minecraft, national doctors, national healthcare, physician, Server, specialists

Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	3121	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EvilCrafters United

corporate greed, corrupt businesses, corrupt companies, corrupt corporations, evil companies, evil corporations, EvilCorp, EvilCrafters, immoral businesses, immoral corporations, malevolent businesses, malevolent corporations, shady companies, shady corporations, sinister companies, sinister corporations, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical corporations, United, wicked businesses, wicked corporations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Assassination, chemical weapons, diplomatic crisis, double agent, Espionage, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, Novichok attack, NovichokCraft, Poisoning, political scandal, putin, russia, salisbury, security breach, Server, Skripal, state-sponsored terrorism, UK inquiry

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ores Mined:	4868	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4