Minecraft Server Overview

Feature Description
Hardcore with World Resets In Hotdog Water, you only get one life. But if you die, it’s not the end. Join our Discord server and cast your vote for a world reset. The fate of the world is in your hands!
Savor the Vanilla Essence Experience true vanilla gameplay! No random teleport, no TP to bed, and no land claim. It’s all about your raw survival skills. Can you conquer the untamed world of Hotdog Water?
Rules of Engagement Embrace the chaos! Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, embrace the thrill of griefing, and most importantly, have fun! However, remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming and inclusive. Don’t be a wiener!

Join the Adventure Now!

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Dive into Hotdog Water and unleash your inner hardcore survivor! Are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: Can I respawn after dying in the Hardcore mode? A: Yes, you can respawn after dying by casting your vote for a world reset on our Discord server.
Q: Are there any special features in the Vanilla gameplay? A: No, the Vanilla gameplay is true to its essence with no added features like random teleportation or land claim.
Q: How can I engage in PvP battles? A: You can engage in PvP battles by embracing the chaos and engaging with other players in-game. Remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Star Shards Collected: 157
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Alien Abductions: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

    Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

    Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

    Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 478 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

    CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Bizarre Adventures

    Blocky Bizarre Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

    But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

    The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

    And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

    With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

    And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Banquet

    Blocky Banquet
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

    Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels
    Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 99 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Game Over, Steve!

    Game Over, Steve!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

    2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

    3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

    4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

    So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 New Chunks Explored: 222597
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

    BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

    Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

    But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9240 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

    Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment
    Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

    We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Bois Club

    Blocky Bois Club
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

    CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Farms Harvested: 668 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

    Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

    Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

    But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 196 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Zombie Dances: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

    YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

    Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

    But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

    And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9269 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

    ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3942 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dimension Hops: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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