Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8252	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Items Found:	5628
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Ores Mined:	7864

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Emeralds Found:	8663	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	130

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Animals Bred:	66
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mines Excavated:	4376	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Animals Bred:	150	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!