Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5547
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Animals Bred:	66

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	624704
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	90
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	420	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	968718

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	206
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Buildings Constructed:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mines Excavated:	3162
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ores Mined:	6133
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.