Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8206

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Towns Built:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Animals Bred:	192
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	8666
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Crops Grown:	8428
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!