Hopeless Lands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mines Excavated:	3205	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Animals Bred:	81	Crops Grown:	1623
Void Gems Collected:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Farms Harvested:	428	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	64
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	6810	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8599	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5798
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	89	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	1802	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	134
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	107/200	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	273	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3027	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Towns Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10