Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Want to join a server where boundaries are respected and Hooters is off-limits? Look no further than our server, where we take your preferences seriously – even if it means avoiding chicken wings and short shorts!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, just like our player who refused to go to Hooters and faced the wrath of their boyfriend’s family. Who needs a strip club for dinner when you can have a virtual adventure on our server instead?

Don’t be labeled as insecure or ungrateful for sticking to your guns – on our server, we celebrate your unique quirks and boundaries. So come on over and build your own world, where Hooters is just a distant memory and the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Falling into the Void: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

    OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 327
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4209 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

    Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

    And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 944584 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Combat Crew

    Crafty Combat Crew
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

    Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 422 Star Shards Collected: 278
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

    Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

    So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

    OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

    Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

    Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

    CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs
    Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

    Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

    CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!
    Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104 Crops Grown: 1859

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

    Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

    But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

    And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server

    Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a jrpg world! Imagine fighting off creeper dragons and skeleton knights while completing quests for quirky NPCs like a talking cow who gives you magical cheese for rewards.

    Join our server and experience epic battles against bosses like the dreaded Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. And don’t forget about our custom enchants like the “Dabbing Diamond Sword” that makes your enemies cringe in defeat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a humorous adventure that will have you laughing and facepalming at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 404 House Not Found

    404 House Not Found
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

    But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

    So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 173 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Zombie Dances: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Suicide Squad Server

    Crafty Suicide Squad Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, exploring mysterious caves, and battling fierce mobs with your friends!

    Forget about wanting to shoot yourself, on our server, you can shoot arrows at creepers instead! Who needs a gun when you have a trusty bow and arrow?

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together! Who knows, you might even find a diamond sword that will make all your problems disappear… in the game, of course!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Potions Brewed: 173 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 174 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MagicalMinecraftMadness

    MagicalMinecraftMadness

    Welcome to our magical girl themed Minecraft server, where the only twist is how many sparkles we can fit into one pixel! Forget about isekai, it’s all about transforming into your fabulous magical self and battling evil with the power of friendship and rainbows.

    Join us for a magical adventure where you can ride on flying unicorns, cast spells with your enchanted wands, and defeat monsters with your kawaii powers. Who needs a solid plot when you have magical girls twirling around in cute outfits?

    So come on and join us, because in this server, every day is a magical girl extravaganza! Who needs a unique twist when you can just be fabulous?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Mines Excavated: 4914
    Crops Grown: 5099 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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