HootlessCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ZombieCraft: Apocalypse LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of apocalypse zero! Join us if you’re ready to face off against hordes of zombie pigmen, giant spiders, and maybe even a rogue Ender Dragon or two.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who were guarding a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who possess these apples gain the power to fly and shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Disco Sheep, a rare breed of sheep that can break out into a dance party at any moment. Join us and witness the spectacle of sheep doing the moonwalk while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of apocalypse zero for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer the land and ride off into the sunset on a flying pig!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where only the coolest players survive! Cutfags will never understand the sheer awesomeness of our server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage.

Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a unicorn while wearing a banana suit. Our server is so EPIC that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and the most elusive emeralds. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, cutfags need not apply!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Towns Built:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4214
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero Nazis allowed! Why worry about fighting Nazis when you can join our server and build epic structures with your friends instead? Plus, did you know that on our server, all players are required to wear lederhosen at all times? It’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure room, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bratwurst and sauerkraut. Who needs Nazis when you have delicious German food, am I right?

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky Nazis in the past where they belong. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Prost! 🍻

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Void Armor Forged:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty McCraftface – The Land of LOLs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is Bau Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our upcoming stream involves a battle between a giant chicken and a tiny zombie riding a pig! You don’t want to miss it! – In our previous stream, we discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and talking llamas. True story! – Our debut on this server was so epic, the Ender Dragon bowed down to us in respect. – Check out our YouTube channel for tutorials on how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. – Our schedule is so jam-packed with fun events, even Herobrine wants to join the party. – Want some unarchived content? We’ve got Twitter spaces where we discuss the mysteries of the Minecraft universe and karaoke nights where we sing Creeper-themed songs. – Need some merch to show off your love for our server? We’ve got you covered with Fuwawa and Mococo themed goodies. – And don’t forget to check out our /baubau/ section for some spicy content, like Baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of VNs and anime that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WokifyCraft: Dive into the LOLs!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have taken the art of diving to a whole new level! Forget about boring old diving games, because on our server, you can dive into a pool of FLAMING LAVA and emerge unscathed like a boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS – talk about a real adrenaline rush! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try diving into a pool of RAINBOW SLIME and see what magical powers you gain.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DERPY LLAMA who will guide you on quests to find hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM that grants you the power to mine through anything with ease.

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who knew diving could be this INSANE?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2924
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from pesky jews and become a true Russian shill! 🇷🇺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there were also evil jews trying to steal all the treasure! 🧟‍♂️

But fear not, on our server, you can team up with fellow Russian shills and take down those pesky jews once and for all! With EPIC battles and thrilling adventures around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those chuds who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 💪🏼

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Myths and Mortals in Chapter 5 Season 2!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while building in Minecraft?

Track your stats and climb the leaderboards like a Minecraft pro on fortnitetracker.com and fortnite.gg/stats.

Check out our current store rotation on fortnite.gg/shop and tackle interactive challenges on fortnite.gg.

Join the mission alerts for StW on freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/ and level up at a pace that will make your Minecraft enemies jealous on fortnitexp.net/.

In Battle Royale news, bend water, earth, fire, and air in Fortnite BR’s “Elements” – because who needs regular elements when you can have Minecraft elements?

Stay updated on new and upcoming Fortnite shop and locker changes on fortnite.com/news/new-and-upcoming-fortnite-shop-and-locker-changes?lang=en-US.

Save the world in v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report – survive the horde and show them who’s boss in Minecraft!

Get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 in Fortnite – because music festivals in Minecraft are the best kind of festivals!

Light up the night in Rocket Racing Neon Rush and unlock your talent features Lady Gaga in Fortnite Festival Season 2 – because who knew Lady Gaga was a Minecraft fan?

Don’t miss out on Fortnite Crew April – Ares, because who wouldn’t want to be a part of an epic crew in Minecraft?

Previous players have had a blast, so why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MommyIssuesCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Mines Excavated:	3821

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	187	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs drop Hololive instead of regular loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you can collect virtual idols while fighting off creepers and zombies.

Our server is so crazy that even she is considering leaving Hololive and joining us instead. Who wouldn’t want to trade in virtual fame for a chance to mine diamonds and build epic structures?

Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and hilarious. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Animals Bred:	182	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

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Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5352	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2