HootlessCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyMcCraftface: Server No. 917216414 LOLz

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They hopped through one and found themselves in a land made entirely of CANDY! They rode on a RAINBOW unicorn and battled evil gummy bears. It was a wild adventure that could only happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA who can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a RAINBOW tornado to protect you from any danger. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret DISCO PARTY room where you can boogie down with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NekoCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii in Japan

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Are you tired of reality crushing your dreams of living in Japan? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual Japan complete with sushi restaurants, cherry blossom trees, and even a pixelated Mt. Fuji! Join us and escape to a world where you can finally live out your Japanese dreams without ever leaving your computer screen. Who needs a plane ticket when you have Minecraft, am I right? 😉🍣🌸

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Cunts & Big Niggas Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most lit and hype Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2066

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

200 Hour Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll spend more time playing than it takes to beat Elden Ring + DLC blindfolded! That’s right, we guarantee at least 200 hours of non-stop fun and adventure.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with creepers that moonwalk, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond disco where you can boogie with Endermen and party with pigs in top hats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon with a carrot, then join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LabRatsCraft: Where Dexter’s Lab meets Minecraft madness!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llama-riding pandas ready to show you around. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of diamond blocks guarded by a pet creeper named Bob?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. Winner gets a golden toilet as a trophy!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether Disco Club where the zombie pigmen know how to party like it’s 1999?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafting Chaos: South African Geography Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the geography is as wacky as a llama wearing sunglasses! Ever wondered why South Africa has such bizarre land formations? Well, on our server, we like to think it’s because a group of mischievous creepers decided to play a game of TNT tag and accidentally blew up half the continent! Now we have diamond mountains where there used to be plains, and emerald rivers flowing through deserts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant pink flamingos and rainbow sheep.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Gavin’s Battle Bonanza

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience a 3D world that will blow your mind! Forget about Nijisanji EN streams, because our server is where the real action is at in 2024.

Join us for the most INSANE adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We have UNICORNS roaming around, DRAGONS flying overhead, and even ALIENS invading from outer space. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that only the bravest players can find and tame. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited Diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you speechless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly EPIC!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Battle Buddies

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Come and get your coh you fithly dogs, angry noobs need not reply.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, exploding sheep that rain down TNT from the sky, and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties when you least expect it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those brave enough to ride it into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, angry noobs need not reply – only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Secret Passages Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy battles!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a massive missile chimpout in the Odesa region, dodging explosions left and right while trying to save agriculture warehouses from destruction. But wait, there’s more! How about taking down 50 drones with your trusty pickaxe in Russia, all while protecting oil bases and electricity infrastructure in multiple oblasts?

But that’s not all! The US House of Representatives is voting on a 61 Billion USD aid bill for Ukraine, and you can be a part of the action. Help defend against major missile chimpouts, save civilian buildings from destruction, and even cross Putin’s nuclear red line by attacking Russian radar systems with drones. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Join now for a chance to be a hero, a warrior, and a master builder all in one. Don’t miss out on the insane fun and excitement waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	2693
Crops Grown:	9596	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘The Okayest’ Minecraft Server

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Minecraft server in the world is here! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret unicorn village where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil creeper armies. But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to attack you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	8425	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PawsomeCraft: Where Pets Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pet ownership is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! In fact, if you don’t have at least 10 virtual pets in-game, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “woof!”

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to build a house while being followed around by a virtual dog army. Watch as your virtual cats knock over all your carefully placed blocks and claim your bed as their own.

But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a pet fashion show where players can show off their most stylish pet outfits. From diamond-studded collars to enchanted feather boas, the competition is fierce!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate pet parent in the virtual world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CtrlAltDelCraft

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even the controls are a mystery! Looking to switch between lower and upper floors? Good luck, because on our server, you have to perform a secret dance ritual while simultaneously reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Only then will the magical elevator appear to transport you to your desired floor.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Want a pet dragon? Just give it a whirl! Need a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Just hit that flush button and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the creepy dancing villagers in the corner.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2319
Ores Mined:	4284	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky LOLz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BooblessCraft: Where chests are for storage, not cleavage

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Welcome to our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server! Are you tired of dealing with uncomfortable boobs that just get in the way of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to those pesky chesticles!

On our server, you can roam free without the burden of boobs weighing you down. No more worrying about finding the perfect bra or dealing with the discomfort of jiggling fat sacs. Embrace the sleek look of a flat chest and enjoy the freedom of movement like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with amazing adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your newfound freedom from boobs.

So why wait? Join our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server today and experience the joy of gaming without the hassle of boobs. Who needs ’em anyway? Let’s game on, chest-free warriors!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Towns Built:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LeakyTikToker’s Crafty Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Bethany.marie’s latest TikTok? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to build your own empire, slay dragons with your bare hands, and party with unicorns in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your friends, and our mods are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	695013	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4