Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

    Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

    The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

    For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Farms Harvested: 224
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

    On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

    But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

    > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Buildings Constructed: 44

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

    SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft
    SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

    – Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

    And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

    Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

    If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 138
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • TV Men Minecraft SMP

    TV Men Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Star Shards Collected: 281
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magic Items Found: 1316
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Unprepared Minecraft Server

    Unprepared Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

    Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

    So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 5086

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

    Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 126 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Zombie Dances: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

    Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

    So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Falling into the Void: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Potions Brewed: 174
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Towns Built: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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