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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4783 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
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if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.
so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!
