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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5358 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2485 |
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