Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4333 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

    Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

    Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

    Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP
    Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Farms Harvested: 616
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TastyVeggieSnack

    TastyVeggieSnack
    Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

    Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4630 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MissileCraftF16s

    MissileCraftF16s
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

    ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

    SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

    Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!
    so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

    oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PissPvP

    PissPvP

    Welcome to PissPvP! The first-ever Public BlissSMP Gems PvP Server, where the action never stops!

    What can you expect?

    – Battle it out in our intense KitPvP mode, where only the strongest survive! – Challenge your friends to epic duels using the legendary BlissSMP Gems. – Test your parkour skills with our exciting lobby course! – Plus, there’s so much more to explore!

    Ready to prove your worth? Log in now to the first public BlissSMP Gems PvP server and join the fun! The competition is fierce, and the glory is yours for the taking!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Beans And Rice SMP

    Beans And Rice SMP

    Welcome to the Beans And Rice SMP, the ultimate build-oriented Minecraft server designed for creative minds and master builders! In our server we celebrate creativity and collaboration, offering a vast survival world where players can bring their architectural dreams to life. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned builder, you’ll find endless opportunities to participate in community projects, showcase your individual creations, and learn new techniques from our friendly, supportive community. Join us and be part of a thriving community where imagination is the only limit!

    To get whitelisted on our server we kindly ask for you to please join the discord server first, then we can give you an interview to see if you’re a good fit for our server, then after the process is concluded you are free to start playing 😀

    We are looking for 15+ years of age, discord channel is in the website tab

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Alien Abductions: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!

    Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!
    LanderYT SMP

    Welcome to LanderYT SMP

    We are the LanderYT SMP, a community that started in October 2021 and is looking for more members. We have made some tweaks to the server to enhance the gaming experience for everyone.

    Server Tweaks

    Custom Texture Pack A few members have created custom items for the server, such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures are optional and do not affect gameplay.
    Teleport Command Only /spawn teleport command is allowed in the overworld to encourage road development.
    Datapacks Installed datapacks from Hermitcraft server for added features like Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, etc.
    DiscordSRV Discord and Minecraft chat can be interconnected for easier communication.
    CoreProtect Implemented to ensure fair gameplay and a friendly community environment.

    Events

    Semi-frequent events are hosted on the server with rewards like event coins, which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

    Staff Team

    We have a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony on the server and discord. While chat moderation is not guaranteed, community concerns will be addressed.

    Application Process

    To join the server, fill out a detailed application form highlighting your playstyle, server experience, and expectations.

    Join us now: Discord Link

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out an application form detailing your playstyle, previous server experience, and expectations.

    Q: What kind of rewards do events offer?

    A: Events on the server offer event coins which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

    Q: Can I use custom textures on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom textures available for items such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures do not affect gameplay.

    Q: Is chat moderated on the server?

    A: While chat moderation is not guaranteed, the staff team will try their best to maintain peace and harmony on the server and discord channel.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Farms Harvested: 730 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • England Thank You Minecraft Server

    England Thank You Minecraft Server
    Thank You! 🇬🇧

    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 179 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 481 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 4 Months Until Anime Comes Out Minecraft SMP

    4 Months Until Anime Comes Out Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for that new anime to come out with only one measly trailer to hold you over? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have more trailers than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’ve got so many trailers, you’ll feel like you’re living in a movie theater!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll be treated to exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of Sakamoto Days that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got the inside scoop on all the drama, action, and romance that’s going down in this epic anime.

    So why wait for that anime to finally premiere when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience the excitement right now? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RegretCraft

    RegretCraft
    Remember that time you passed up on buying a stack of diamond blocks for just a few emeralds? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about missing out on epic deals like that again! Join us and experience a world where the prices are always ridiculously low and the adventures are always hilariously wild. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history (and maybe even find a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots)! Join now and start your journey to regret-free gaming!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Virtual City

    Virtual City

    This server has a unique Virtual City game mode where you can purchase structures such as generators, depots, towers and upgrade these structures.

    We also keep Vanilla in the Newbie world and Raid world!

    Survival mode has an item rarity system: Common, Rare and Legendary.

    The Newbie world is an infinite world with keep inventory partially activated.

    The Raid world is limited to a radius of 8000 blocks, but this is where you can get and store your Rare and Legendary items!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPVP (No Rules) (PVP) 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPVP (No Rules) (PVP) 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    Server Name WeCanGoMining
    Server Type BoxPVP
    Description Experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun!
    Server IP wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Discord Join our Discord server

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply enter the server IP wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz in your Minecraft client.

    Q: What is the server type?

    A: WeCanGoMining is a BoxPVP server where players engage in fast-paced PvP battles within enclosed areas.

    Q: How can I level up my gear?

    A: You can level up your gear by winning battles, completing challenges, and upgrading your equipment through in-game currency.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for WeCanGoMining?

    A: Yes, you can join our Discord server here to connect with other players, get updates, and participate in events.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Rappa’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Feixiao himself would be jealous.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can fly like the Flying Aureus Shot, laugh like Feixiao, and seek the stars like Myriad Celestia. Our server is so lit, even the Arrow that Seeks the Stars would want to join!

    With character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, you’ll never run out of epicness to explore. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes – they’re hotter than Lava in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Light Cone Banners when you have us? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Minecraft SMP: BNWO Duex 2.0

    Minecraft SMP: BNWO Duex 2.0
    Welcome to BNWO Duex, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks or else they will spit on you. – The spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time! – We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? – The only way to level up in our server is by participating in epic dance battles with other players. Break out your best Fortnite dance moves and show us what you’ve got! – Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through Morse code. They may be starchy, but they know how to keep things interesting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join BNWO Duex today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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