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YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8889	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Crops Grown:	6602
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	837025	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Potions Brewed:	76	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	1533
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4940
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1948
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ores Mined:	3162	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	127
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3