EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	50656
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1646
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	112
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	558
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Get ready to mine and escape with MineScape: The server that’ll have you digging for days!

Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Days, Digging, Escape, facebook, Friends, instagram, Map, Minescape, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, Ready, Rewards, Server, Skills, socials, Store, Thatll, titles, twitter, Wiki

MineScape <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/the-lewbies/">Server</a> Overview

MineScape Server Overview

Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get involved!

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs

Custom Quests

22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More

Beautiful hand crafted map

Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls

Daily Rewards!

Pets, Cosmetics, Titles

Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the MineScape server?	To join the MineScape server, you can use the IP address: minescape.me
Are there custom quests in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to explore and complete.
What skills are available in MineScape?	MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.
How can I earn rewards in MineScape?	Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls, participating in daily rewards, and completing various in-game activities.
Are there pets and cosmetics in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Amelia Watson, Balls, body hair removal, farewell celebration, farewell event, farewell gathering, farewell party, farewell ritual, farewell tradition, farewell wishes, Grooming, grooming tips, intimate grooming, male grooming, manscaping, Minecraft, party preparation, personal hygiene, Server, Shave, shaving

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

1/2, Agent Record, All New Program, Arcade, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). Our server is like no other, with events like the “Tour de Inferno” where you have to navigate through a maze of lava and fire to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive programs like “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can face off against the Devs themselves in a battle of wits and skills. And don’t even get us started on the Agent Records, featuring legendary players like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden codes for in-game rewards or stumble upon secret links to mysterious resources. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft SMP – join today and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

budgeting, consumerism, CraftyCash, financial decisions, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial wellness, impulse buying, lifestyle choices, Luxury items, material possessions, mindful spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, saving money, shopping addiction, smp, spend, unnecessary purchases, wasting money, Wisely

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2863
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HolidayNomzCraft

christmas dinner, favorite holiday food, festive cuisine, holiday comfort food, holiday cooking, holiday culinary delights, holiday desserts, holiday dining, holiday dishes, holiday indulgences, holiday meals, holiday menu, holiday recipes, holiday specialties, holiday traditions, holiday treats, HolidayNomzCraft, seasonal dishes, special holiday meals, Thanksgiving feast, traditional holiday food

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NasrallahsRevengeMC

Assassination, blast, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Hamas, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevengeMC, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, security threats, terror chief, turkey, violence

Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	5112
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Star Shards Collected:	159	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4787
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3