Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Star Shards Collected:	192

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Potions Brewed:	128
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Animals Bred:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Farms Harvested:	485	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	81
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Get ready to mine and escape with MineScape: The server that’ll have you digging for days!

Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Days, Digging, Escape, facebook, Friends, instagram, Map, Minescape, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, Ready, Rewards, Server, Skills, socials, Store, Thatll, titles, twitter, Wiki

MineScape <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/minecraft-memes-berohrine-the-ultimate-minecraft-troll/">Server</a> Overview

MineScape Server Overview

Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get involved!

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs

Custom Quests

22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More

Beautiful hand crafted map

Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls

Daily Rewards!

Pets, Cosmetics, Titles

Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the MineScape server?	To join the MineScape server, you can use the IP address: minescape.me
Are there custom quests in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to explore and complete.
What skills are available in MineScape?	MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.
How can I earn rewards in MineScape?	Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls, participating in daily rewards, and completing various in-game activities.
Are there pets and cosmetics in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Potions Brewed:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Amelia Watson, Balls, body hair removal, farewell celebration, farewell event, farewell gathering, farewell party, farewell ritual, farewell tradition, farewell wishes, Grooming, grooming tips, intimate grooming, male grooming, manscaping, Minecraft, party preparation, personal hygiene, Server, Shave, shaving

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	1782	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

1/2, Agent Record, All New Program, Arcade, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). Our server is like no other, with events like the “Tour de Inferno” where you have to navigate through a maze of lava and fire to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive programs like “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can face off against the Devs themselves in a battle of wits and skills. And don’t even get us started on the Agent Records, featuring legendary players like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden codes for in-game rewards or stumble upon secret links to mysterious resources. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft SMP – join today and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

budgeting, consumerism, CraftyCash, financial decisions, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial wellness, impulse buying, lifestyle choices, Luxury items, material possessions, mindful spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, saving money, shopping addiction, smp, spend, unnecessary purchases, wasting money, Wisely

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	167	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HolidayNomzCraft

christmas dinner, favorite holiday food, festive cuisine, holiday comfort food, holiday cooking, holiday culinary delights, holiday desserts, holiday dining, holiday dishes, holiday indulgences, holiday meals, holiday menu, holiday recipes, holiday specialties, holiday traditions, holiday treats, HolidayNomzCraft, seasonal dishes, special holiday meals, Thanksgiving feast, traditional holiday food

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Farms Harvested:	222	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NasrallahsRevengeMC

Assassination, blast, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Hamas, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevengeMC, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, security threats, terror chief, turkey, violence

Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Finerenone’s Heart Haven

Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, Chronic treatment, clinical trial, drug therapy, Event-free survival, Extended survival, Finerenone, Finerenones, Haven, health outcomes, Heart, Heart failure, Long-term therapy, long-term treatment, medical study, Mildly reduced ejection fraction, Mineralocorticoid receptor antagonist, Nonsteroidal, patient care, Preserved ejection fraction, research, study

so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Animals Bred:	69	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

Adventure, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Explore, family, Fight, free, Fun, Gamers, Growing, Join, Looting, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Server, SquatchCraft, squatches, Survival, Trees

SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is SquatchCraft?	SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
How can I join the SquatchCraft server?	Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3795	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7