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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 35
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magic Items Found: 5783
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 16
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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