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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Potions Brewed: 80
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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