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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9646
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

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