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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Holy Grails Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 591 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Falling into the Void: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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