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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Animals Bred: 168
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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