Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!

Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!

Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!

And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!

So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 11
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Crops Grown: 7416
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SMP – Chaos Lite: Where we follow the rules (kinda)

    SMP – Chaos Lite: Where we follow the rules (kinda)

    Insomniacs SMP – Season 2 Overview

    Server Name Insomniacs SMP – Season 2
    Platform Minecraft Bedrock
    Server IP insomnia.minecraft.pe
    Port 60272

    About the Insomniacs SMP – Season 2

    Attention, Bedrock players! Are you ready for the ultimate Semi-Anarchy, Semi-Modded experience? This season promises a thrilling mix of freedom, survival, and unexpected surprises. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or love teaming up with others, this is your chance to dive into a world where anything can happen!

    Join a community-driven world where you can:

    • Team up or go solo to build mega-bases, explore vast landscapes, and embark on epic adventures.
    • Take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes and collect rare resources to dominate the server.
    • Show off your creative building skills with massive structures or intricate designs.

    Prepare for the chaos and join the adventure today – Season 2 awaits! Are you ready to survive?

    Discord: Join our Discord server

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is Insomniacs SMP? Insomniacs SMP is a Minecraft server focused on semi-anarchy and semi-modded gameplay.
    How can I join the server? You can join by entering the server IP: insomnia.minecraft.pe and Port: 60272 on your Minecraft Bedrock client.
    Is the server community-driven? Yes, the server encourages players to team up, build together, and create epic adventures.
    Are there survival challenges on the server? Yes, players can take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes to collect rare resources.
    How can I show off my creative builds? You can showcase your creative building skills by constructing massive structures or intricate designs in the world.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server

    Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server
    Tired of being oppressed by neoliberal policies? Join our Minecraft server and demand apologies from every country in the world! Especially those sneaky Australians and crafty Poles. Fight for justice and equality in a virtual world where you can build your own utopia free from oppression. Plus, we have llamas that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Join now and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 702900 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

    Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Ores Mined: 4001 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFriendz

    CraftyFriendz
    Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

    Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NasrallahsGoneWild

    NasrallahsGoneWild
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

    VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

    But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 194 Farms Harvested: 172
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 146
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Dimension Hops: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Gods Slained: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 492 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Runes Activated: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 7534
    Mines Excavated: 2033 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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