Hobania | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DarkLight

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	749	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2751	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
New Chunks Explored:	575095	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

DarkLight Prison Server

Server Version	1.21
P2W Advantages	No
Server IP	139.99.136.69:25585

Overview:

DarkLight is a new prison server on version 1.21. It is a classic prison server with no P2W advantages. If you give it a chance you won’t regret it. Come climb through the ranks of this unique and competitive server!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	139.99.136.69:25585
Is there any pay-to-win advantages?	No, there are no pay-to-win advantages on this server.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on version 1.21.

Regretful Blumpft Voters 1.20.3

1.20.3, Blumpft, broken trust, changing opinions, consequences, Disappointment, disillusionment, early regrets, hindsight realization, nobody told, political decisions, political surprises, regret, regretful, second thoughts, Supporters, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes, unfulfilled promises, voter regret., voter remorse, voters, Votes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Potions Brewed:	79
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of epicness! Forget boring old servers, this one is like a unicorn riding a rainbow into battle with a dragon!

I mean, seriously, when I first logged on, I was like, “How come nobody told them about this earlier?” It’s like a secret club of awesome sauce and pixelated madness!

The community is lit, the builds are mind-blowing, and the admins are like mystical wizards granting wishes left and right!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality questioned! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! Let’s gooooo!

‘Americans be like: Minecraft SMP Madness’

american culture, AMERICANS, be like, Cultural differences, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated reactions, funny, humor, internet humor, internet trends, madness, meme, millennial humor, Minecraft, reaction videos, relatable, smp, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Unbearable, viral

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7107	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?)!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a battle royale with other players, fighting for control of the coveted diamond throne. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual petting zoo, complete with pixelated pandas, llamas in top hats, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a TNT-wielding llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Gifts4Grifts Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, christmas, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, family, Generosity, Gifts, Gifts4Grifts, Honesty, hurt, joke gifts, materialism, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother Daughter, regifted, relationships, Server, ungrateful, WORTH..

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6906

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t be disappointed like OP’s mom’s Christmas gifts! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and excitement.

Reasons to join our server: – We promise not to give you regifted items from your own room as presents. – No fake promises of in-game currency that will never materialize. – Our community is filled with players who appreciate the true spirit of gaming and gift-giving.

So come on over and experience the joy of a Minecraft server where you’ll never feel like an ungrateful brat. And remember, we don’t support TEMU packaging here – only genuine fun and laughter!

NoXmasAtMyCraftHouse

christmas dinner, Christmas stress, Christmas traditions, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, Family Support, family traditions, holiday chaos, holiday hosting, holiday joy, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Hosting, musician, NoXmasAtMyCraftHouse, potluck, Restaurant, Support, tinnitus

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of hosting Christmas dinner for your ungrateful family every year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from holiday chaos!

Join our server and leave all your real-life family drama behind. No more dry turkey complaints or late arrivals – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun. And the best part? You won’t have to clean up any messes left behind by your virtual family members!

Escape the ringing in your ears caused by tinnitus and immerse yourself in a world where the only noise you hear is the satisfying sound of block-breaking. And if anyone tries to guilt-trip you for not hosting, just tell them you’re busy building a virtual empire.

So, ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Who needs a traditional family gathering when you can have a virtual one with players who actually appreciate your hard work? See you in the game!

SavageTeacherMoments – Minecraft SMP

classroom trauma, education system, educational trauma, emotional scars, harmful words, hurtful comments, Inappropriate Behavior, long-lasting effects, Minecraft, negative impact, SavageTeacherMoments, smp, student mistreatment, teacher accountability, teacher bullying, teacher criticism, teacher cruelty, teacher disrespect, teacher harassment, teacher insensitivity, teacher misconduct, verbal abuse, worst teacher

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! I heard that if you join, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! I heard that one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. And another player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake that attracted a horde of hungry zombies. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious.

So yeah, if you want to experience all the craziness and wackiness that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, you better join now before the llama army takes over and starts demanding all the emeralds as tribute. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockySurprise2024

2024.., Advancements, algorithm, algorithms in daily life, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, big data, BlockySurprise2024, computer science, data analysis, digital transformation, discovery, Future, innovation, machine learning, prediction, programming, Surprising, Technology, trends, unexpected

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mines Excavated:	1988
Ores Mined:	6355	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	2874	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in 2024! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts dropping rare enchanted items left and right. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Algorithm Boss, a pixelated monstrosity that will challenge even the most seasoned players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical loot chest filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the algorithm surprise you in ways you never thought possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in 2024!

JeninJokersMC

agency.., armed actors, Conflict, emergency response, health center, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, intervention, Jenin, JeninJokersMC, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, palestine, Palestinian, Refugees, security forces, Siege, united nations, UNRWA, violence

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where palestinian armed actors have taken over the UNRWA’s jenin health center!! battle it out with them in intense pvp matches and see if you can reclaim the center for yourself!! but watch out, they have some crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond swords that shoot lasers!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and maybe even make some new friends along the way!! oh and did we mention there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure?? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

Crafty Commanders – Rule the Blocks

Abilities, Animal Behavior, Animals, Behavior, blocks, cognition, Commanders, comparison, Crafty, Human Behavior, human intelligence, intelligence testing, judgment, leadership, leadership qualities, obedience, obedience training, orders, Perception, rule, societal expectations, societal norms, societal values, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where animals are the rulers and humans are the followers! 🐶🐱🐷

imagine a world where pigs ride on horses and chickens command armies of creepers! 🐷🐔💥

our server is like a zoo on steroids, with lions taming ocelots and wolves herding sheep! 🦁🐺🐑

if you think you have what it takes to be a loyal servant to our animal overlords, then join us now and prove your worth! 🐾👑

who needs humans when you can have a llama as your king? 🦙👑

join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 🌟🎮

Knots & Blocks: PolyCraft Fun

blocks, chemistry, computational modeling, Fun, knots, Materials, modeling study, molecular dynamics, Polycraft, polymer behavior, polymer chains, polymer knots, polymer properties, polymer science, polymer structure, polymers, research, Science, scientific discovery, simulation, study, Technique, theoretical study

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2611	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got POLYMERS in KNOTS, bro! Like, who even does dat in Minecraft, amirite? U can be all like, “Yo, I’ma tie dis polymer in a knot and show it off to all my blocky friends!” Plus, rumor has it, if u tie enuff polymers in knots, u unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake! Yea, u heard me right, CAKE! So come on down to our server and get ur knot-tying skills on, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Islands of Arcadia Worldbuilding

Adventure, alliances, Clans, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to Arcadia Geopolitical Minecraft Server! Where Builders and Warriors Unite! Do you dream of building a cozy riverside cottage? Or leading a nation to dominate the globe? Arcadia offers the ultimate sandbox for creativity, strategy, and adventure: PLUG INS LISTED IN DISCORD Build Your Dream Fight for Glory Shape the World Crossplay Enabled! Join Arcadia today and leave your mark on an ever-evolving world! Server IP: 104.234.139.45:25578 Discord: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S Are you ready to build, fight, and rule? The world of Arcadia awaits you!

104.234.139.45:25578

Star Rail Honkai 1.21.3

1.21.3, Aglaea, Arlan, Character Banners, drip marketing, Erudition, Fugue, game awards, Harmony, herta, Honkai, Ice Remembrance, Jing Yuan, Light Cone Banners, Lightning Remembrance, myriad celestia, Qingque, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, star, star rail, Sunday Calendar, Thread Template, Tingyun, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	163

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new venture on the Eighth Dawn, but in blocky form! Imagine the epicness of “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes” but in pixelated glory, bruh. The Game Awards Show on this server is gonna blow your mind with “The Worlds You’ve Never Been” – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension, man. And don’t even get me started on the Fugue Trailer – “Wordless” but with creepers and zombies, dude. Plus, the Myriad Celestia Trailer is gonna make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud, but with a pickaxe in hand. Join now for a chance to snag some epic loot like The Herta, Aglaea, and Remembrance Trailblazer – it’s like Christmas came early, bro. And don’t forget to use those redeemable codes for extra goodies, like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Get on this server and start crafting your way to victory, my dude!

Corpo Craft – Small SMP Shenanigans

agency.., Allure, brand, Corpo, Craft, discussions, EIEN Extended, graduated talents, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Shenanigans, Shill, Small, small corpo, smp, Talents, VSMP, Vtubers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	7958
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have a whole community dedicated to discussing the talents and mascots of corpo™s!

Join us if you want to shill your small corpo oshi who needs some love and attention. We welcome former corpo talents too, just make sure to respect their other identities – we’re all about spreading positivity here!

Our server is filled with ex-vtubers, retired talents, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From idol groups to kawaii mascots, we’ve got it all. And if you’re looking for small JP vtubers or indie talents, look no further – we’ve got a whole section dedicated to them!

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual madness and let’s create some epic memories together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite vtuber in the process!

FamCraft: Mandatory Attendance!

anxiety, attendance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, coping mechanisms, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, Expectations, FamCraft, family gatherings, family size, Frustration, holiday traditions, language barrier, Mandatory, Obligations, partner, relationship dynamics, small talk, social interactions, stress

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for an escape from your overwhelming family gatherings this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build, explore, and relax without the stress of real-life drama.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after spending hours with your partner’s massive family or dealing with language barriers and small talk. Escape to a world where you can be yourself without judgment or pressure.

And don’t worry about leaving early or skipping out on family events – on our server, you make the rules! Build your own virtual hotel, explore new worlds, and take a break from the chaos of the holidays.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life stress behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

BlockyBreakupsCraft

BlockyBreakupsCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, failed relationship, forgiveness, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, starting over, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ores Mined:	9176	Magic Items Found:	4527
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!