HoarderVomitCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world filled with hoarders and their disgusting messes? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where hoarding is not only encouraged, but celebrated!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by towering piles of dirt, stacks of random items, and chests overflowing with useless junk. But wait, it gets even better! Our players have taken hoarding to a whole new level, with entire houses made out of nothing but cobblestone and gravel.

But the real fun begins when you stumble upon the secret hoarder’s den, where the most disgusting and vile items are hidden away. From stacks of rotten flesh to chests filled with spider eyes, you never know what treasures you might find in this hoarder’s paradise. So come join us on our server and embrace the chaos of hoarding in Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4263	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Farms Harvested:	889	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Votes:	1979	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3449	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6995	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	4385
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Votes:	5550	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Star Shards Collected:	242
Divine Spears Created:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	5

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crops Grown:	2749
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	6240	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	1124
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	2774	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!