Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 362 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 25

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

    But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Zombie Dances: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

    NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockyBling

    BlockyBling
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

    On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Star Shards Collected: 231
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

    HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols
    so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

    🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

    🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

    Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Towns Built: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Animals Bred: 31

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • GratefulCraft SMP

    GratefulCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PixelPigCraft

    PixelPigCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

    But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

    HaitianExodus Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Zombie Power Co.

    Zombie Power Co.
    join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ores Mined: 5729 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8226 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Feeling Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Zombie Dances: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • GFsMarathonNoShow

    GFsMarathonNoShow
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

    Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

    So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 225

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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