Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Star Shards Collected: 163

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Alien Abductions: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Girl Power Zone

    Girl Power Zone
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Soul Soicety

    Soul Soicety

    Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

    Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GlutenGrieferCraft

    GlutenGrieferCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

    Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

    But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

    Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RiskTakerMC SMP

    RiskTakerMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4671 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyHurtHaven

    BlockyHurtHaven
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

    So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LoyalSMP

    LoyalSMP

    Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Zonikyo Network

    Zonikyo Network

    A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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